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beer bratting

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.
"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
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bear-blasting

The sport invented by powerthirst drinkers beacuse they were to energetic for other sports!
Jim and i went bear-blasting after throwing back a can of POWERTHIRST!
by J-Frankz December 11, 2007
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Office Blasting

When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.
Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!
by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012
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Pikachu blasting

When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.
The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.
by John Grossbard January 11, 2013
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Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.
"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
by Craig00 February 12, 2006
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Blasting Ass

The act of taking a high pressure liquid shit.
Ate Taco Time yesterday, was up all night blasting ass
by Potatoe Dick January 27, 2019
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