Brandan

A boy who is like the hottest guy in the world. he will treats you like an angle for a couple months, then BAM he goes and fucks this bitch. but wait you just be so hot he needs you so he still fucks you even though hes with that other bitch. he is so hot and manipulates you so you just give in. also he does drugs and shit which actually makes him hotter!!

girl 1: Brandan is so hot but he just uses me
girl 2: haha girl you just so hot he has no choice
girl 3: stop talkin to him hes a waste of time
girl 1: hes just to sexy i cant!!

by josienahnah August 26, 2012

brandonjones

Kid on benefits and chubby.

'Woah look how he runs'
'You mean..wobbles!!!!that's brandonjones'

by steve mcgee May 7, 2013

brandenborg

when something cant be funnyer then it is like yeah. You cant say anything else then brandenborg

omg this is the nicest thing ever! its so brandenborg!

by seje_fyr August 14, 2011

Brandido

A sweet name that must mean one thing... a dangler a lax

brandido scored a beasty goal today

by cazguy81 June 13, 2011

Brandan Harvey

Brendans best friend

Brandan - " hi im brandan harvey and im brendan best friend"
Brendan - " "hey Brandan you're my best friend"

by rhys_badboy December 31, 2011

Brandonology

Science that you can trust is real, Brandonology.

Anything that is said by Brandon, you can trust, it’s Brandonology. You can never be wrong

Oh that’s a scientific fact from Brandonology.

by The founding father. January 16, 2021

Brandan

A complete and utter twat that bullshits and lies about all sorts of things. He never thinks about what he says before he says it.

''OMG as if he told her... oh he would tell her, it was a brandan'''

by cooldude5447 October 7, 2011