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Brainal

When an intellectual makes you think so hard it feels like your brain is being penetrated
Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"
by Joosy June 2, 2018
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Brainal Rape

A synonym for Indoctrination in the Mass Effect Series
The Reapers Brainal Raped the Protheans.
by Trent@1997 August 29, 2021
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brainchild

a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is being amazingly stupid
Cos now my back's really starting to ache
Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake
The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me
And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me
Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down
The light's are green BRAINCHILD, what you waiting for?
Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 14" rims
And your cream leather seats
With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other
Whats your problem, you stupid mother?

(Trip to the golden Arches by Bromheads jacket)
by Starry June 17, 2006
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Brainmail

Etymology

Blend of Brainwash and Blackmail

Noun

To extort an effect upon one's memory, belief, or ideas.

Verb

to brainmail (third-person singular simple present brainmails, present participle brainmailing, simple past and past participle brainmailed)

1. To affect and extort one's mind by using extreme mental pressure by exciting fears of injury other than bodily harm, as injury to reputation, distress of mind, etc.; as, to blackmail a merchant by threatening to expose an alleged fraud

2. To persuade & re-educate

3. consisting and threatening to reveal substantially true information about a person to the public, a family member, or associates unless a demand made upon the victim is met. of any effort aimed at instilling certain attitudes and beliefs in a person — beliefs sometimes unwelcome or in conflict with the person's prior beliefs and knowledge.
I will never be brainmail by force into joining in a FBI, CIA, or any other cults.
by MikeKal July 19, 2009
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brainal fuck

When a guy sticks his penis into his sexual partners ear.
by jimmy and jack September 28, 2006
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Brainpalm

An action caused in response to something incredibly stupid. This occurs when one's palm meet their face in such a forceful manner that the palm ends up caving in the skull and making contact with the brain. Probably ends in death.
Guy: My mum just said that 2012 was a good movie... it was really awkward. :/

Girl: Oh geez, that movie was horrible. How could she say that? *brainpalm*
by SkittlesAreNomNom February 23, 2011
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brainfael

brainfael sometimes said brainfael harb is an word used to express the ecxess of intelligence in a single brain
bill: bob I just got a 20/20 on my math test

bob: omygod bill ur such a brainfael
by panjeet the chicken February 20, 2019
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