Braided Grizzlie

when a girl braids a mans butthole hairs with her tounge

during the middle of Chandler, Isaiah, and Andy's three way Chandler broke into a weird mode and decided to give Andy a braided grizzlie, and then Isaiah got some action + a dead ochocinco

by dirtypinetree June 8, 2011

Flag

Get the Braided Grizzlie mug.

Braided

When you are intoxicated, high and have dropped acid at the same time.

No flex I’m fucking braided.

by Coldhotdog July 5, 2018

Flag

Get the Braided mug.

Related Words

brabded • branded • bradded • Braided • Braided Warriors • braided ass pubes • braided carpet • Braided Dutch Assist • Braided faded • Braided Grizzlie

To be branded popularised by the movie Branded (2012) meaning a person compleatly unaware that he or she falls for every bullshit hyped up add or lastest fad campain on tv and in short is a marketeers wet dream!

"Dude, No i dont want to duck into maccas,look at yourself your branded they fuck'n own you"!

by tootncoote December 14, 2013

Flag

Get the branded mug.

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

Flag

Get the Red Eyed & Branded mug.

Branded

If you have sex with someone named, "Brandon", You have just been Branded!

Some fucko named, "Brandon": "Hey dude I just tapped that ass!"

Brandon's friend: " You mean that bitch just got Branded?"

Some Chick: " Ugh I really wish I wouldn't have slept with that Brandon guy last night!"

Chick's Friend: "Girl, Don't be tellin me you been Branded!"

by McWaterMellon and DixieDoosch August 13, 2009

Flag