Boringasmic

A word to describe a situation that is completely and utterly boring.

Lisa: "Ughhh, this is so boringasmic that I've listened to almost every song on my iPod!!!"

by Cormany10 February 23, 2008

Bowgasm

Bowgasm: Noun. Intense joy, followed by rhetorical questions and tears of joy or sorrow after seeing a double rainbow. Usually involves psychedelic substances.

Bear: Look at that rainbow! It's almost a triple rainbow! It's so beautiful. What does it mean? (sobbing and crying ensues.)

Vasquez: Dude, you just totally had a bowgasm.

by His Royal Flyness August 8, 2010

bowelgasm

when a person becomes so excited, frightened, startled, or starts completely freaking out, and it causes all of the feces in the bowel to shoot out with excesive force.

when steven listend to MSI, he had an instant bowelgasm.

i scared amanda so bad last night, she lost control and had a bowelgasm!

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009

boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004

premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.

Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....

by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011

boregasm

an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.

wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.

by tensacross January 24, 2011