boot weasel

A U.S. Army term for a person who will point out how fucked up your boots and uniform are. But in contrast their uniform and boots are worse than yours. This type of person is either a supervisor or a peer. Often associated with spot light rangers.

Hey man where the hell are you going we are supposed to be in the motorpool. Well the boot weasel caught me at the gate this morning and pointed out in front of the Sergeant Major that my boots were fucked up. So now I have to go to Mount Olympus this afternoon to show him that I am really squared away. Well it sounds to me that the boot weasel pulled out his ball bag musket and put his balls in your mouth. No man it felt like doing the hamstring stretch standing while someone put their vein laden meat pipe in my ass.

by pantyteamaster August 9, 2010

Flag

Get the boot weasel mug.

Bootandals

Noun: pronounced Boo-TAN-dals

Footwear that is not quite a boot and not quite a sandal.

Those bootandals are perfect for horseback riding on the beach.

Man, I can't decide if I want to wear a boot or a sandal? I know, I'll go with my bootandals!

by Gifts of the Vagi May 9, 2009

Flag

Get the Bootandals mug.

Related Words

Bootz • bootzakay • bootzeeze • bootzie • bootzy • boot • bootay • booter • Bootch • Booted

boltz

a trick landed clean over the screws of a skateboard.

He landed that trick boltz.

by Flip6 March 30, 2010

Flag

Get the boltz mug.

Bootchaser

A girl or guy who only wants to date members of the corp of cadets at Texas A&M University

"That girl is such a bootchaser, she's always hanging around corp boys"

by BCD September 4, 2017

Flag

Get the Bootchaser mug.

boot blacking

BDSM - Boot blacking is the, (predominately submissive), act of polishing someone's leather boots/shoes. The boot blacker may carry a kit with him/her to shine the leather, or they may use their own spit.

He has a boot blacking fetish.

by MistressAliDom July 25, 2017

Flag