Boobstomp

A particularly aggressive attack used by large breasted women to embarrass, mutilate and turn on an opponent at the same time.

A: DUDE, wat the fuck happened to *insert name here*'s face?

B: Oh you din't hear? He cheated on his girlfriend and she boobstomped his ass! ka-pow!

A: Holy shit, dude. That's nuts. Remind me never to go out with anyone above a C!

by Makaveli_7 June 9, 2010

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Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015

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boostation

boostation.

just like boost. boosting. boostation.

eg.
Girl 1: "what's another way of saying boost like boosting"
Girl 2: "boostation obvi"

by ella-jorja-boostation-buddies November 11, 2018

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Boomstank

Women who are attracted to men who drive cars with stereos and sub woofers that boast excessive amounts of Bass.

Lets go drive around with the bass blasting and see if we can attract some Boomstank!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

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boobsturbate

When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.

Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.

by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012

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