A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.
Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017
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Bongology is the study and philosophy of smoking any substance , most commonly cannabis through a bong. Those who practice bongology find new and interesting ways to create/smoke from bongs.
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The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
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