BONG

do you smoke a bong?
do I smoke a bong?
does that guy smoke a bong?
does she smoke a bong?
does that tranny smoke a bong?
does that fat black lesbian smoke a bong?
does that mentally retarded pigeon smoke a bong?
does that guy released from prison after serving his sentence of marijuana abuse smoke a bong?
many questions this has been a life lesson by sKuGlOoL.

BONG
Jordan: I made that pigeon smoke my weed.
Cameron: what happened?
Jordan: it died.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

Bonging

the act of going out and smoking a bong and doing lazy stoner activities.

1)"Lets get Nigga Bob and go bonging."
2)"He's so pussywhipped by his girlfriend he cant even go out and go bonging with me and Nigga Bob."

by Chode Man December 02, 2003

Bong

Type of waterpipe used for smoking. Smoking a bong allowed M.Phelps to win all of his gold medals.

M.Phelps - "Phew, glad i smoked a bong before that big race. I knew i wouldn't place first without it."

by Cash_adssmoke February 06, 2009

bong

unites all four elements. earth. wind. fire. water.

dude! i lit up tht bong last night and got completely baked!

by mctitties44 June 29, 2011

bong

a interesting melody that can entice the human mind to be more creative and think of interestingly complex items

"man this bong has made my mind come up with, like, crazy shit duude. How does garfield eat that much lasangna?"

by Cool_dude October 13, 2003

On bong

On bong is basically a substitution word for On god, on moms and stuff like that.

Person 1: Dude my mom just died
Person 2: On bong?
Person 1: Sadly on bong.

by 10kThingz October 18, 2020

bong

a marijuana smoking device often considered more healthy/less harsh then pipes, steamrollers n joints.

dude wtf pouring bong water in a vagina wont make it taste better you dumbfuck. this was obviously stated by someone who has never drank bong water.

by Blazin' Pirate June 30, 2003