bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

Botard

is a Bone headed-retard.

Walls don't move botard.

by AnnaSims November 21, 2013

Botard

a retarted individual

Harvey is a huge pidgon faced botard

by Lurkering January 2, 2010

botard

A cross between the words "beyond" and "retarded".

Botard is meant to be used as a noun only. Never an adjective!

Correct Use: I cannot believe he did that! He is such a botard

Incorrect Use: He did what? He is so botarded!

by Sandy, Mel and Jake May 19, 2006

boblard

a thick penis, usually very thick

Tony does not have a boblard. He has a joelard.

But of course, kirk surely does.

by Brinda May 13, 2005

Bobbard

Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:

1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs

2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard

Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.

Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.

Bob: Irie!

by CleffedUp April 29, 2010

Bowtard

someone who is physically incapable of tying bows. one who cannot tie bows. a person who is physically incompetant when it comes to tying bows.

person #1: dude, can you tie my shoe?
person #2: dude, you can't tie your shoe?
Person #1: no.
Person #2: what a bowtard.

by kyliekins April 3, 2009