Bobeesha

A name given to really fat black women, usually approaching 300 lbs (~135 KG) because once they begin getting really massive they all begin to look alike. Their facial features get scrunched, their bellies are the first thing to enter a room and their butts the last thing to leave it.

Bobeeshas are typically very lazy, too, but this is partly understandable - if you had an extra 175 pounds strapped to you, you wouldn't want to move much more than you had to. But never get between a Bobeesha and her food or you will be sorry. Bobeeshas are also usually very irritable, have a bad attitude and love to play the blame game. Because of their difficulty in attracting mates, if they have kids, they will usually all be from different sperm donors.

I desperately needed some painkillers after my surgery, but I had a big ol' Bobeesha for a nurse who wouldn't get or do anything for me. Whenever I asked for painkillers, food, water or whatever, Bobeesha would try to convince me I didn't really need or want them (e.g., "What do you want a drink fo'? It's just gonna make you pee and you don't want to have to walk around with all those bandages, now do you?"). If I persisted, she would then ask with obvious irritation some other nurse to get these things. Eventually, they got angry and complained that she wasn't doing her job, but then she suddenly found the energy to beat them down with a racism stick.

by FigurinOutLife November 3, 2006

bobegnops

spongebob's retarded brother, bobegnops he and patrick used to be best friends until spongebob brutally murdered him by throwing him under sand in the surface, suffocating him.

joe:hey you know bobegnops
Kai: My good sir, who in the actual fuck is bobegnops?
sir bob: Excuse me laddies, i'm looking for a movie theater that is streaming, "bobegnops the movie

by ILikePeopleOfAge March 8, 2022

Bobeldyk Mafia

1. It's a minority.
2. A group of bloggers.
3. A joke which is slowly spreading throughout the net.

Don't you know who i am?
No?
I'm with the Bobeldyk Mafia, fucker.
Who are they again?

by James Ladewig April 12, 2008

Boberry biscuit

A big ass biscuit that looks like your girlfriend. One touch of this biscuit will make you skeet your pants

Thats y u built like a Boberry biscuit

by Cooper is wierd December 10, 2019

Bobese

It’s like Obese, but with a B. Basically meant to emphasise that someone/something is large.

I just went on r/chonkers, those animals are pretty Bobese

by Paula Megans October 18, 2020

Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

Ella_bobaxxx

This word is a roblox username and the username means a person who loves boba a lot and is named Ella or Ella is their nickame (like me, the person who wrote this).

"Wow, Ella_bobaxxx sooooo much!"

by Ella_bobaxxx July 9, 2021