Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.
Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.
James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.
Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.
Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.
Kyle: Dumbass.
*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*
James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.
Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.
Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.
Kyle: Dumbass.
*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*
by TalaDentro April 28, 2011
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b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner
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- Wanna go to the pub tonight?
- Naaah I'm still recovering from yesterday pub crawl. 48h barstinence for me!
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Get the boartch mug.When one says something, whilst intending to make themselves appear better and perhaps richer by boasting about things, they are being boastrous
(Q) "Hey, can I borrow your car please?"
(A)"No sorry, this car costed me five million of the eight billion I have, I have such a good life"
A is being boastrous
(A)"No sorry, this car costed me five million of the eight billion I have, I have such a good life"
A is being boastrous
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"Dear El Pres,
How can i be just like you?
-Dan Shaughnessy"
-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"
-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"
How can i be just like you?
-Dan Shaughnessy"
-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"
-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"
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