blugging

the act of performing sloppy sexual fantasies

After blugging so much last night i needed to take a shower

by ANACONDAa123 August 21, 2018

turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008

Blurging

To blurg

Man, your sweater is BLURGING

by maroon6 November 29, 2011

Blerghing

The act of face planting your pillows and snuggling up with your blankets and never leaving bed

I am so depressed, my week is going to consist of blerghing and Watching netflix

by baybeecaykes0115 March 28, 2015

BLURPING

A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.

She is blurping right now.

by FRANCESCAVARFALLMEEVA September 7, 2022

Blorgling

To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off

The young man missed dinner because he was blorgling in his room.

by menace0528 August 7, 2023

productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

by bevanp July 27, 2010