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blundering idiot

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet
Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.
by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013
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you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.
Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”
by The kool kids February 2, 2022
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Blunder

A YouTuber and Twitch streamer that plays Pokemon Showdown. Known for his hit series such as "BL Knights". Famously switched his Swampert on Will-O-Wisp from Rotom-Wash during SPL. Also goes by ThunderBlunder777.
Blunder: Watch this
Pokeaim: Blunder no you will lose the game
Blunder: Fuck it
Pokeaim: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT WE LOST.
by UrAverageHuman March 4, 2021
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flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.
When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014
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blunderwear

Dude, all you ever wear is blunderwear
by Angelus Animi November 5, 2007
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Blundergrad

A degree given to someone who barely passes their undergrad classes.

An undergrad degree from a school with a poor reputation.
Yeah, I'm still stuck at UWindsor doing my blundergrad.
by JohnP. April 7, 2008
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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