blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009

Blipster

A black hipster

"Dude, did you see that blipster at the show last night?"
'Yeah man, his gauges were huge!"

by PoppyRocks July 1, 2011

Blumptendo

Getting a blowjob while playing a videogame of any kind.

I was getting this Blumptendo while online lastnight. I swear to god, just as I came, I no-scoped this noob halfway across the map.

by ClusterChuck October 13, 2011

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

Double Blumperdecker

When one person shits in the water tank, preferably onto the ballcock, while receiving oral sex from a partner who is sitting on the toilet, AC Slater style, also taking a shit.

So I went to leave an Upper Decker in Bill's toilet, but Mary came in and offered to give me a Double Blumperdecker since she had to shit, too.

by Tarzanello April 1, 2015