blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

blotto

To be extremley hammered

"my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!

by wtf?! omfg!!? n00b October 26, 2006

Bliotch

A bitch with expensive jewelry.

Dang she is bliotch!

by Frank Lucy September 5, 2011

Blotto

To be drunk

Ah man I’m Blotto after seeing Mr.Blotto!

by UrbanDictionary3.0 June 18, 2018

blooth

When she scrapes her tooth on your dong and the pain lingers through the entire soul

“Aww fuck you just bloothed me!”

by NikeCumlord January 31, 2023

Slot blot

When you get a tattoo of your man's name on your poon but then you have his baby and it gets all f***ed up.

Dale) Yo, your girl got a tramp stamp?

Kenny) Nah, she got a slot blot, though. Before she had the baby it said "Kenny." Now it it says "&€VMg"

Dale) on her stomach?

Kenny) nah, dude. Lower.

by Tammy 2Lips October 15, 2013

Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004