BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.

dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!

by Rick Suave May 7, 2010

blindslided

When a legal midget (under 5'0") gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.

Wallace blindslided poor Kendall into the floor today. If short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.

by PurdueWallace May 27, 2011

Blindie

A selfie taken where the flash has forgotten to be turned off leading to a severe momentary daze

I just took a selfie forgot the flash was on ......hit fucking knee on coffee table blindie

by matty89 March 14, 2015

Blindside

When you give a girl anal

I just blindsided you last night

by Doctor Gloss March 19, 2017

Blindie

The word black combined with the word indie, usually a hipster that has holes in their jeans, havs a funky name, wears obnoxious bows, listens to alternative music, carries a camera with them as if their photographers, and takes indie pictures for their profile on facebook.

Fefe: Hey dude check out that hipster
Zara: Yo, that's a blindie
Fefe: No way!
Zara: Oh yes way.

by anindiehipster June 10, 2010

Blindside butterbeans

A dish served to an evicted houseguest who didn't expect the unexpected.

Git ready Pooch! You're about to git served up a big ol' plate of Blindside butterbeans!

by PowerUzer9001 July 28, 2022

blindside

THUGGUS!
the only word to describe this guy

i hell got pissed today,
girls slept at my house

by gtfkd December 2, 2004