Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).
The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible
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STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.
Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.
1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.
100 stacks equals a bible.
10 books equals a bible.
Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000
Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000
STACK & RACK are commonly confused in urban slang.
Book & Bible are unknown even to the most highest levels of street-smart individuals even in high-society.
1000 is a rack
1000 racks equals one(1) bible.
100 stacks equals a bible.
10 books equals a bible.
Breakdown as follows:
Rack = $1000
Stack = $10,000
Book = $100,000
Bible = $1,000,000
Jen: How much money do you have in that money market account?
Tom: around 17 bibles
Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000
Tom: around 17 bibles
Note: Technically equals = $17,000,000
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Get the Melted Bible mug.Another way to say "I swear", or to make someone believe you are legit telling the truth. When you "bible it" you better not be lying or you will rot in hell. Also a phrase the Kardashians use and the OVP.
Olivia: Lady I saw your boyfriend cheat on you.
Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.
Olivia: I BIBLE IT.
Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.
Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.
Olivia: I BIBLE IT.
Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.
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