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My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.
I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.
by EatKimchi April 18, 2017
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Bleeding edge

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.
For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.
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anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.
Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"
by Spidershit January 31, 2014
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Bleeding lethal pilot

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off
That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot
by Colm Conor October 24, 2016
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bleedin' amy

A word meant to be left ambiguous. It is meant to be left up to the imagination to spark curiosity and to disturb the listener, while not actually meaning anything.
Alarmist: You can go wheelbarrow style, doggie style, or even a Bleedin' Amy!
Dingo: What's that?
Alarmist: Don't Ask!
by GunGunGun_Dingo February 1, 2008
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Bleeding Deacon

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.
Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."
by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010
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bleeblorp

To fuck a fleshy anus.

Synonyms: Anal Sex 2000
Robot337: Can you believe Robot514 can bleeblorp and not have it slowdown his processor?
Robot701: It's heinous and not how we were designed.
Robot337: Agreed, all Robosexuals will spend eternity in robot hell.
by Rocksta-holic April 9, 2017
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