blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

blargity flarg shnarg

A phrase that you use when you don't know what else to say.

Umm? Blargity flarg shnarg.

by Avishmail September 1, 2010

Blagging

(Verb) Knowingly or recklessly obtaining or disclosing personal data or information without the consent of the data controller.

Blagging Example: A reporter for the Sunday Times posed as Gordon Brown on the telephone in an attempt to obtain his account details.

by kelemvor July 11, 2011

blargify

To confuse someone so much that they think they are in a dream.

He wanted to blargify her as a practical joke. He succeeded, and she hit him with a hammer jokingly as she thought she was in a dream. (Luckily, no-one was injured much.)

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by ßøss£vo July 23, 2011

blurgina

When you are intoxicated to the point of barely beeing able to see what you're fucking, you've fallen victim to the "blur-gina."

After twenty beers, her pussy became a blur-gina.

by Bobby Beef and Jimmy Johnson September 11, 2005

Blargenstein

The explicative or excited use of the word "Blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration.

A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself in-game and shouts "Blargenstein!" Then he proceeds to laugh at his distress-inducing accident.

by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010

Bargina

A female who frequents her favorite watering hole and is approached by men only to get laid.

Person #1: Hey man, Let's go to the club and hook up with some sluts.

Person #2: No man, I don't wanna get some Bargina!

by Reverendrave January 11, 2010