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Blackpool Pleasure Beach

(noun) - A sexual act involving rubbing sand into the vagina or anus of a partner and proceeding to make love to said orifice.
Stan gave his girl a Blackpool Pleasure Beach last night and now his knob's as raw as an uncooked steak!
by the-famous-eccles October 4, 2016
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a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach

A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.
Kate: Would anyone like to do a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach?
by 00moon00 July 21, 2019
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Blackpool & Fylde Protection Camp

Our gang is bigger than your gang and you're on our turf
Blackpool & Fylde protection camp are going to chase Cuadrilla out of town.
by We said no December 23, 2018
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Blackpool

A town in the north east known for its sea being dirtier than a sewer
Most of the kids either live at maccies or smoke fags everyday
Blackpool tower is the snide eifel tower
Let’s go get blazed in blackpool
by Cured.Chicken November 24, 2018
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Blackpool party hat

When entering a party and everyone looks like Gail Platt from Coronation street
"I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"

( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an

old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid

A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat
by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025
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Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public
“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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