Wetty Blang Blang 

A wet blanket. Someone who doesnt embrace life.

brock: hey man is stash coming out tonight?

kelly: nah he's at home studying

brock: ahh man what a wetty blang blang

Wetty Blang Blang by bchunk May 29, 2011

BLING BLANG 

ME!!!! I made this shit up!!
50 cent nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo shit bling bling??
my shit bling blang!!

BLING BLANG by CURTIS JACKSON April 30, 2004

g-blang 

yo dis is me nigga! i be a straight up thug in my hood of marble gardens! yo check out the kickin tune i wrote bout livin in marble gardens nigga plz!

yo yo yo yo

g-blang by g-blang June 30, 2004

Bling Blang Ross 

A cat that walks on two legs and fails to die

did Bling Blang Ross just fucked that spider?!?!?

Bling Blang Ross by Yona Son Of Sandra November 23, 2021

bang nanny 

A woman that a man gets into a relationship with primarily so she'll watch his kids from another relationship

Her: "Sorry, we have to cancel girls night. I forgot that Boyfriend has custody of his kids tonight and so I have to make them dinner, help them with their homework, and prepare their school lunch for tomorrow."

Friend: "Girl, he's using you as a bang nanny! DTMFA."

bang nanny by Mai Ainsel October 21, 2019

Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

wizz-bang 

when something meets with an unfortunate demise or the sound made when this occurs

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

wizz-bang by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020