Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
Get the wed-betting mug.1. Betting out of dislike for the opposition and/or persons
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.
2. Spiting a persons bet for the sole reason of spite.
Avery and Lindy are taking the Celtics, I’m for sure just spite betting the warriors.
Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.
Those looney toons keep posting Celtics stuff on their stories I’m starting to really spite them, warriors in six.
by Mikehawk75 June 13, 2022
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bevetting • beletting • bevetating • bretting • Beefting • bedwetting • beetling • betting ton • Beverating • Bretting a joke
A sarcastic remark.
For use when you see a very fat person, instead of Buffting, which is used for VERY fit people.
For use when you see a very fat person, instead of Buffting, which is used for VERY fit people.
by MrNathanWilliams July 8, 2010
Get the Beefting mug.The act of curling up and lying on your back, just like a flipped over beetle. Sometimes tricky to get back up
by barry manihigh January 20, 2013
Get the beetling mug.{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.
by The Black Plague January 23, 2019
Get the Beeting my tofu mug.To Give Someone The 'BeeSting' is To Bless Them With A DEADLY slap Below The shoulder On The Arm.
Often When Doing This Action You Shout "BEESTING" Whilst Your Arm is In Action
Often When Doing This Action You Shout "BEESTING" Whilst Your Arm is In Action
Person 1: "Oii RudeBwoii, Give Dat Bitch Dahh Beesting On Her Bludclart Arm, She Called You A Chi Chi Man!"
Person 2: Action: Desperately Travels Over To 'Bitch'
ACTION: BEESTINGGGG!!
Victim: OUCHHH! :| **Weeps**
Person 2: Action: Desperately Travels Over To 'Bitch'
ACTION: BEESTINGGGG!!
Victim: OUCHHH! :| **Weeps**
by Slik Dotz September 30, 2008
Get the Beesting mug.Man, in my dream last night I was really banging her senseless. I was giving her the whole betting on horses treatment bigstylee!
by CM's FTB October 24, 2009
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