bereket

Stubborn, tall, Kazakhstan lookin, dog lovin, caring, sarcastic, perfect, he is sooooo nice to his friends (girls) that they think that he is sexually dormant , fun to hang out with , honest, loyal, smart, handsome, he should be the president of Ethiopia

That guy helped everyone around him, he's such a bereket

by Jasmine Horan March 23, 2017

the Behrend Ratio

of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.

"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"

"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."

"Fuck."

by bored@psuerie January 24, 2010

berends

Only legends have ‘Berends’ as their last name

You know Cole Berends? I heard he’s a legend.

by Dadmom May 27, 2020

South Beauregard

A school full of yeeyee boys and a horrible assistant principal

You been to south Beauregard? Nah man I want to keep my vapes coach is a feen

by Marcentard August 22, 2021

berenstain bears

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.

hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?

by bulldop April 6, 2017

Beerexting

Text conversations related to where the party is gonna be, who's gonna be there, who's gonna get trashed, who's gonna get laid, who's gonna get it...get it...get it on!!

Typical "Beerexting" comment sent to drinking friends consist of the following:

"wassup homie...ru down for the concert tonight or the UFC fight or ru gonna be in that gang bang you told me about...or is it gonna be all of the above?!?!? get back to me let me knowassup 4da party night2night!! Peace!"

by Ohsider October 14, 2011

Bereket

A very humble, kind, charismatic guy. Very shy at first, but once you get through to him, you will have a friend that will move heaven and earth for you. Bereket is charming guy, ladies however are a bit afraid of him, if they do get to know him though, he will show them love and compassion, he will always be the one that they talk about when they talk about the one that got away. However, he trusts way too much and ladies and people usually take advantage of him. He is also excellent in bed, will do anything for the people he loves and has a lot of care inside of him. Grab yourselves a Bereket.

You know Caleb, that guy was Sarah's bereket, she is always talking about how he is the one that slipped away from her.

by doublexrayman March 5, 2020