beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

by mishmell February 26, 2013

Beerchin

The large double chin a male or female develops after too much beer drinking over many weeks, similar to a beer gut, but this mainly affects the chin.

Have been really hitting the beer....look at me beerchin!

by Hippychickflower July 4, 2011

Benching

When someone gets on their hands and knees behind someone and another person pushes that person over the person on the floor

Oi fam, lets bench this ginger nonce. Benching is bare fun

by TescoClubCard June 24, 2018

brrchie

A brrchie is a strong, strapping, handsome, six foot seven gargantuan of a creature. So much so that they are often mistaken for their cousin - the birch tree. This tree-sized figure is often found in the lore of the successful franchise - Dark Souls. A brrchie struggles from success, often casting a shadow larger than his frame; many tend to get lost in it. The striking gaze from that of a brrchie will immediately send the thought to one's head: "I want that creature to steal my girl." A brrchie will don their mound-maker hat, crack their whip, and wail "HMMM, THIS LIFT ONLY GOES DOWN", while proceeding to chug an entire Siegbrau. The only proper response to this wildly successful mating call would be as follows: "Is that the hit rapper and entertainer, Dabrrchie?"

You see that chad over there tanking a mimic bite? That's a brrchie.

by driplord9000 January 23, 2022

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

Barchie

Don't deny it poggers. It's real (also fuck u).

Barchie stans: "Barchie rising my dudes"
Bughead and Barchie stans: "Frick you, you melon"
Barchie stans: "Stfu you're just here to pass time"

by Thankyou, I don't not care June 8, 2020