blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

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Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

Beaching a turd by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

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selective undergarment bunching

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.

Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.

selective undergarment bunching by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014

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bus bunching

A logistical phenomena in which the female(s) engaged in an orgy do not have high enough turnover to satisify the men waiting or the male to female ratio leaves too many aroused men waiting.

Sorry Sam, Sally's wizard sleeve has got the whole gang bus bunching tonight.

bus bunching by structuretone June 18, 2009