Beef Stew in my Shoe 

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

Beef Stew in my Shoe by BB29576 April 21, 2023

chunky beef stew 

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.

Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."

chunky beef stew by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

Alabama Beef Stew

When a man craps out diarrhea into the vagina of a famale and proceeds to fuck her.

The Alabama Beef Stew I gave to Hannah Florer last night got all over our new bed.

Alabama Beef Stew by HAFBLOWS January 5, 2010

Baltimore Beef Stew 

A sexual act wherein a man receives a beef bouillon cube rectally.

I'd prefer a good Baltimore Beef Stew over a Colombian Piranha anyday!

Baltimore Beef Stew by BBS Dad September 9, 2011

The Beef Stew 

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

The Beef Stew by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011

bozly beef stew 

when a guy makes a girl cum then goes to eat her out but comes to realize shes got stinkey ass beef curtains that are flooded with her female juice with little floaties leaking out. therefore it is a bozly beef stew.

"My buddy was fuckin this chick named sarah and i accidentally walked in and saw her bozly beef stew. I then went in the bathroom and grabbed some fabreeze."

bozly beef stew by ashley hemper May 29, 2008

Vagina beef stew 

When u poo in her vagina and eat it out wit a fork on nem

Just had a yummy vagina beef stew

Vagina beef stew by Capbap October 22, 2019