Beditate

The feeling of absolute bliss experienced when someone lays down and feels at one with their bed. Can be achieved spontaneously, such as after a long day, or through some combination of breathing, music, massage, and memory foam. Usually a precursor to falling asleep, and always rejuvenating for the mind, body, and spirit.

"I'm so worn out. I seriously need to beditate."

"Whenever I feel down I beditate for a few hours."

by sj_stock March 15, 2018

Bedside Loaf

A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.

I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.

by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020

besitile

A besitile is a bestie but even stronger. The word is used for besties who have a close bond.

(Beh - sih - tile)

Hey besitile! How was your day?

by kadenart April 11, 2021

Bedshitter

An alcoholic drink consisting of Red Bull and vodka, similar to a jagerbomb.

Look at Cole over there, he's drinking a bedshitter.

by bignuts52068 August 21, 2022

beddit

n: Reddit while viewed in bed.

v: To browse Reddit, typically via smartphone, while lying in bed. Typically done when unable to sleep or when the urge to visit r/gonewild is too great.

Person 1: Do anything exciting last night? Bar? Club?

Person 2: Better. Beddit.

Person 1: My man.

by yessireebob4 March 18, 2013

Bensitivity

The emotional reaction Pittsburgh professional football fans have when someone points out that Ben Roethlisberger is not elite or that he has been surpassed by quarterbacks like Eli Manning or Joe Flacco.

The Pittsburgh fan was very upset when someone pointed out to him that Roethlisberger hasn't won a playoff game sine 2010, while Flacco and Eli have won world championships. They show so much Bensitivity.

by The Real RWC August 6, 2013

besita

taken from the spanish word besito for tiny kisses, besita is a tiny kiss on a girl's sexy booty.

after giving his girl a playful spanking he then soothes the sting with a gentle besita

by vysh March 26, 2008