beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

beating off by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

Beating my meat 

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

Beating my meat by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

beating the dead horse 

Coming from many game forum boards, beating the Dead horse is a term used to describe a topic that has been debated/discussed to death.

FFXIGamer1: WHICH JOB IS BEtTER, pld or nINja??!?

FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....

beating the dead horse by Rellinger April 6, 2005

beating cheeks

having sex

Don't come in! I'm beating cheeks with my biznitch.

beating cheeks by Nick D February 13, 2003

beating the banana 

A slang term for the act of masturbation.

I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.

beating the banana by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Beating Cat's Heart 

Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.

Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!

Beating Cat's Heart by Balzak T. Bagger January 14, 2010

beating penis 

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

beating penis by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016