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Jack Bauer

1.) Jack Bauer, a Field Agent on TV program 24. Aleneng, a superhero and an all round cool dude. Kinda like action man but with better hair. Works for CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit), Los Angeles.

2.) To pull a Jack Bauer is to perform a heroic act, such as save the world from evil Middle Eastern terrorists (who always seem to be working with the British. Well that's a compliment.).
1.) Wow, Jack Bauer saved the world again. Too bad he has a dumb ass daughter like Kim who went off with some ugly prick in series 3.

2.) Look i saved the world again. I'm such a Jack Bauer!
by KillYouAll June 30, 2005
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Bauer

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer
by kieth stone May 29, 2010
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Bauerific

An adjective meaning something worthy of the approval of Jack Bauer
That sex I had last night was bauerific!
The way he took that last corner was simply bauerific.
by Randy Hurst January 26, 2011
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Pull A Jack Bauer

verb

The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.
Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.
by BallsToTheWalls December 30, 2008
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Bauerdick

An extraordinarily small means of measuring length. Never fully determined how small because it's never actually been found and measured due to the thick jungle within which the original Bauerdick is located. However it has been estimated that a single Bauerdick Unit (BDU) may be close to .000001mm or 1mm * 10E5.
"Wow, that ant must be at least a thousand Bauerdick Units (BDUs) long!"
by Joey da GAPR-KNG May 1, 2009
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jack bauer style

to kick serious ass in a needed situation
Guy 1: This guy was picking on me, so i went jack bauer style on his ass

Guy 2:Dude kick ass
by PMC1120 May 14, 2009
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Brett Bauer

Two words that seem to comprise a name, but are in fact sentence modifiers and word replacements of epic and biblical proportions. They can literally squeeze their way into any sentence in the English language, and should be used to their fullest.
Note, Brett Bauer does not need to appear in order in a sentence, nor does it need to be in its entirety (ie: just "brett" or "bauer" is okay. "Brett my bauer!", "You totally bretted your bauer on your skateboard last night", "The problem with your car appears to be a loose bretters and desperate need of a bauer change"
by The Zamboni October 24, 2008
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