Batuna

Meth whore, incorporating the slang for meth, "batu"

That batuna is offering head for $20

by ckeliib June 4, 2009

Cum Barnacles

The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.

I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.

by urbancocktionary December 15, 2011

The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star

"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"

by smobowser October 5, 2019

Genital Barnacles

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.

Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.

by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008

Barnaby

:An Extraordinary, Remarkable Person : A Highly Trained Professional! : relating to or being phenomenal : as known through the senses rather than through thought : A Versitile word that can be used in any way shape or form otherwise know as a Barnabism

He fixed everything barnably, When he was done it was better than new! Well thats barnaby for ya!

by Leoj29092281 February 7, 2010

barnasor

A purple Monte Carlo.

When your fiance Scott shows up with a new car (for him) without telling you and it is Barney Purple. GAY ASS PURPLE....He must be gay driving that piece of shit. But he refers to himself as Mr.SS. Does that mean Mr. Stupid Shit? I guess that's why he is now an ex. Barnasor..Gay assed purple Monte Carlo.

by Holly Palmer January 17, 2008

Bruna

The most special girl you will meet ever in the history of EVERRRR. Bruna is known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. They're unique, individualistic and seductive. A female with dark hair, who is way more hot, sexy, stunning, ravishing, gorgeous and beautiful than a blonde could ever be. Bruna's are often from Italy or Brazil, and they have the sexiest hourglass body figure to top it all with the most amazing personality. Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess.

No way, you are dating BRUNA?!? You have to be the luckiest guy on earth!

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Who is that girl over there? She's a hottie!"

"That's Bruna..."

"Oh, that explains a lot!"

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G1: HOLY SHITT DUDE. BRUNA IS ONE NICE PIECE OF ASS! I WANNA HIT THAT!

G2: Dude. Like you could. That's BRUNA. She wouldn't even give ME a chance.

G1: What're you talking about man? The ladies love YOU!

G2: Yeah but still. There's something about her. She's gorgeous. WaaaaaaaYYYYY OUTTA MY LEAGUE!

G1: Be cool man. She's coming this way!

Bruna: Hey guys! How's it goin?

Guy2 and Guy1: Bah. Dah. Gah. Lag. gargg. Uh. Um. HI!

Bruna: Haha. Anyways, I'll catch you guys later k?

*she walks away..*

Jessica: BRUNA! G2 SOOO likes you!

Bruna: Naww. He wouldn't like ME...

Jessica: Are you kidding? He like LOVESS YOU! Te Ama!

Bruna: You're crazy. That's G2.

Jessica: Whatever gurl. Trust me. He's got it bad.

G1: Dude. YO GOT IT BAD!

G2: I know..

G1: Why don't you talk to her?

G2: Cuz that's BRUNA! She wouldn't like me..

G1: You never know

by G1G2Jessica December 7, 2010