black bartender

Often refers to the bartender in red suspenders shown in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video. The bartender is known for his fine dancing and even finer glass cleaning skills. Also known for looking a lot like Barack Obama.

Oh man, dude, I got Rick Rolled yesterday and I still have no idea why at 2:07 into the song a black man jumps onto a fence. I also have no idea why people would hire the black bartender who dances while cleaning. He has mad moves.

by Dr.Rob Jones May 4, 2008

Bartletted

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

Barted Lag

A stupid, skanky, and/or ugly chick

Look at those two fat ass barted lags over by the big three

by Calzatran Cozotten September 26, 2003

Barthez

A bald cunt.

Taken from the famous bald French goalkeeper Fabien Barthez, who is a cunt.

I went down on this chick and much to my surprise she was sporting a Barthez!

by grvlpts August 7, 2008

Bartender

a drunk's best friend at the moment

Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell?

by anonymous June 16, 2004

Bartle Skeet

Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.

Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water

by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018

bartleby

A Bartleby is a person who is hired for a job, shows up to work every day, but refuses to actually do the job. From the short story "Bartleby, the Scrivener, a Story of Wall Street" by Herman Mellville.

That new salesman turned out to be a Bartleby, he hasn't made a sales call in the 3 months since he started.

by Morningwood Cottage July 2, 2016