An absolutely terrifying rendition of Freddy Carter that pops up on my bookstagram feed every once and a while to remind me that, try as I might, I can never escape the hellscape that is this picture and the cult behind it.
I was tapping through my Instagram stories and saw a picture of bald freddy. My day was henceforth ruined and all my organs stopped working immediately.
by librarygremlin July 8, 2021
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My wife is bald eagle jones.
phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
by Steven Thornton April 25, 2008
Get the bald eagle jones mug.1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.
2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.
3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.
3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
Get the Baldilocks mug.Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020
Get the Bald martin mug.A name variant for BadBoyHalo that is often used by Skeppy and his fans. This has been adopted ever since the joke that BadBoyHalo is an angry bald man, likely developed by Skeppy
by I.M. Gassy June 14, 2019
Get the BaldBoyHalo mug.A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.
Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
by Alex Carrera December 16, 2008
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