Banjo

A boxing term, meaning to knock someone out.

I think AJ will banjo Ruiz

by LanceSmith October 12, 2019

the banjo

A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.

Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.

Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...

Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.

by Donald A. May 11, 2019

no banjo

called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around

No Banjo! youre driving

by ass March 11, 2005

Banjo

to wreck, or destroy

He banjo'd his motor when he hit the tree on the bend

by wanderer September 11, 2003

Banjo

Instrument of choice for bogwoppits, inbreds, and old men.

I heard the dueling banjo music when those bogwoppits came into the store.

by Jay Plucinski February 09, 2005

Banjo

1. A device used to make folk music. An example of this is dueling banjos, the banjo song that doesn't utterly suck.

2. Specifically a video game bear with a noisy bird in his backpack.

1. I reckon I'm a gonna play this here banjer an' bang mah sistar all day 'n night huh yuck!

2. Wow. I just played banjo kazooie. It sure is a lot like Mario 64.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 14, 2003

Banjo

One of two protagonists from the Banjo-Kazooie series (the other being Kazooie, obviously). Banjo is a brown honey bear with yellow shorts and a sharktooth necklace. He wears a blue backpack in which his best friend, Kazooie the bird, resides. Though not as sharp-witted as his feathered friend, Banjo is much kinder than Kazooie (who tends to be rude), and is always eager to help others. Banjo and Kazooie work together to collect Jiggies and thwart the evil plans of the witch Gruntilda. Banjo's catchphrase is "Guh-HUH!". He has a little sister named Tooty that he and Kazooie had to rescue in the first game.

Have no fear, Banjo is here!

by AreYouAFool September 10, 2009