SchoonerShark's definitions
A banjo takes place between a husband and wife only. It occurs when a wife refuses to sleep with her husband resulting in the only proper use of a banjo. While the wife is sleeping, the husband masturbates and just before orgasm wakes the wife up and proceeds to give her a facial.
Dude, she just wouldn't give it up so I gave her a banjo; Did John tell you about giving his wife a banjo?; If she won't give you any, buy her a banjo.
by SchoonerShark July 16, 2009
Get the Banjomug.