An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
Get the One Night in Batista mug.One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 23, 2009
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by David the bravid July 6, 2005
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An imaginary place that members of any particular social media group or discussion forum are sent to, upon being banned from those groups by any group moderator or admin.
The term has its origins rooted in a particular Facebook group; The Modern American Revolution, and was coined by a certain admin.
An imaginary place that members of any particular social media group or discussion forum are sent to, upon being banned from those groups by any group moderator or admin.
The term has its origins rooted in a particular Facebook group; The Modern American Revolution, and was coined by a certain admin.
"This member is having a meltdown on that thread, can we get an admin to send him to Banistan?"
"His hate speech bought him a one way ticket to Banistan."
"His hate speech bought him a one way ticket to Banistan."
by TheMAR July 1, 2014
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Get the Balitan mug.The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022
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Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"
Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"
Person 1:"certainly"
Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"
Person 1:"certainly"
by apieceofshit April 21, 2011
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