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Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.
by vander-dale May 17, 2009
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Group Bating

A session in which multiple male individuals partake in the activity of masturbation simultaneously, stimulated by the sight of one another.
Aaron, Zak, Nick and I just finished group bating. It was fantastic! masturbating
by Bate Team January 1, 2011
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Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.
Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
by 46GST March 5, 2010
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queer-baiting

When a television series, book or movie makes statements on there being LGBT representation for views, when canonlogically, there is none or less then they hinted at.
I can’t beleive Voltron killed off all LGBT, theres a difference between having gay characters and dealing with a gay character like they hinted at, wow nice queer-baiting”
by Steven Yeun August 11, 2018
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Stank Baiting

When a female fingers herself then places said wet and moistened fingers on her lover's lips and nose to entice their lover to do a little fishing in the tuna boat aka cunnilingus or oral sex.
Carl was not responding to Sharon's bumps and grinds so she fingered herself good and did a little stank baiting. Carl couldn't resist her fragrance and immediately buried his face in her wet snatch.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Pinoy Baiting

This is when foreign YouTubers with little to no knowledge about the Philippines create Filipino content to attract views. Filipino people tend to be very prideful, thus, videos with filipino content will surely get a fair amount of views.

This is not only done on YouTube but also on other social media platforms as well.
YouTube Video Title: Canadian speaks tagalog for 4 hours straight! (UNBELIEVABLE)("MAHAL KITA")(PHILIPPINES)

Yo bro, that guy is definitely pinoy baiting..
Yea man, look at the views.
by senoel April 28, 2021
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bombs and beating hearts

The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.
I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.
by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009
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