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Backons

An arse valley wank...(not to be mistaken for anal sex..it's similar to a tit wank).

The woman lies on her front while her guy sits on the small of her back facing her feet. He pops his penis between her bottom cheeks and squeezes them together...and off he goes!

Lube recommended.
Sam was concerned when Danny asked her for a Backons...but after he'd explained that it wouldn't make her eyes water, she agreed...and actually found it quite pleasurable (she was even able to finish her crossword).
by Miss Smith January 26, 2008
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Backionism

Backionism is a belief of that when you die you will forget completely about your last life and if you were a good person you will go to a different universe in a good time period in that universe, and if you were a bad person then you would go to a different universe in a bad time period in that universe. The odds that you come back to Earth that we have right now is 1 in 2 trillion.
I believe in backionism.
by FlamgoFan24 April 29, 2020
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Backbone and hole

A skinny girl bent over with no ass and all u can see is hole.
Do you see that girl bent over all you can see is backbone and hole.
by Hisqueen83 November 24, 2020
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Backbone

The sometimes pleasureful event in which a male becomes erect while spooning with a female.
Dude, last night I got a backbone while spooning with Charlotte! It was awkward at first, but then she started using her spine to rub my erect manhood!
by Ballzach July 11, 2012
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backboning

Exchanging, peering, carrying or otherwise handling large quantities of data traffic on your ISP company's equipment, bound for network or computer systems other than your own. Especially as applied on large area networks such as the Internet.
When the Europeans finally were able to buy their first legal iPhone, the Internet was too busy backboning their activations traffic for me to Google at work today.
by gringorican August 4, 2008
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Backbones

you need to let me behind ya backbones
by Bullet_NvA November 4, 2008
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backonine

Standard reply used by our noc techs to let us know that the server is now responding
Mike A. said "Your server is now backonine"
by gixer March 2, 2004
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