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babysitter's helper

NOUN:
Duct tape, used as a restraint, or for purposes of muffling human speech, cries, or screams.
"I couldn't get the kids to behave, so I threatened to use babysitter's helper on the little ankle-biters and they straightened right up."
"Some babysitter's helper across the mouth might get her to shut up."
by James J. Mitchell August 31, 2006
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babysit

To pay little or no attention to your alcoholic beverage, letting it sit idle, while you pretend to nurse it.
Hey Nick, you getting paid to babysit that beer? Need a nipple?
by Walker Kellogg August 21, 2005
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babykat

Babykat, short for Cute Cuddly Little BabyKat. The cutest most precious girl in the world that is very funny and a bit feisty. Her voice is as adorable as she is. She has cute little hands and feet that like to be held. She's a bit of a doof, but that's part of her charm.
She's such a babykat
by XxDaddyAsFuckxX December 27, 2016
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babysitting

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.
by stacksinorder October 25, 2012
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babysitting

The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.
Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"
by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010
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babysit

To watch your friend while they are wasted out of their mind and don't know what's going on.
"Dude, when you took those 69 hits of acid i had to babysit you for a week. You were out of your mind. I strapped you to the bed to keep you from running out into the street naked and killing the neighbors kids."
The above is a very extreme example of druggy babysitting.

The below is a more average level of babysitting....
When he went into the K-Hole it was up to his friends to babysit him and keep him from swallowing his tounge, vomit, and that he doesn't have snot all over his face.
by RealityGone July 23, 2005
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babysit

In the drug scene, the person who has done the particular drug before and can watch the new drug users to make sure that they don't freak out.
Julia: I'm kind of nervous. I've never done shrooms before.

Robert: Don't worry. I'll be there to babysit you.
by Eriness September 11, 2007
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