alchaeologist

(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist.

An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

archaea

(plural) unicellular microorganisms. The singular form is archaeon.

Archaea are different from bacteria.

by uttam maharjan April 20, 2010

aachael

The cutest couple out there. They love each other more than anything in the world. They would never cheat on each other and will love each other to the end. They will get married if they aren't already and will be together to the end. #couplegoals

Omg! I wish I was in a relationship like Aachael's

by @vllok October 31, 2020

archaeologist

young men who prey on older ladies. Some refer to them as cougar/puma/jaguar hawks/bait, but that is not the case. Archaeologists like digging through the dusty old things!

Oh watch out Rebecca that boy is an Archaeologist. He was with Diane last week!

by Pischtoph June 6, 2016

Archaeosapien

Someone who knows history // Someone who lives in the past // Someone who carries the past with them // Old fashioned // Stone aged // Old fart // Over 40

My Dad is such an archaeosapien

by Tim McGuinness March 11, 2008

Archaeologist

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!"
Token Archaeologist: "I have some rope and a harness in my bag."

Person in Street: "I'm having a heart attack!"
Passing Archaeologist: "Here, take my spare defibrillator."

by Chuckney July 16, 2009

Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.

Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011