Autotheophagic 

Adjective for: The sacramental eating of a god by itself

Did you see the ouroborus?

"Yeah dude, it was totally autotheophagic

Autotheophagic by Memetics Division October 15, 2021

amyotrophic lateral sclerosis 

A huge ass name for ALS.

He has amyotrophic lateral sclerosis - Dan
The fuck is that? - John
ALS - Dan
Oh -John

amyotrophic lateral sclerosis by x crackersmacker x March 1, 2010

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

turtles autograph by papers July 17, 2011

Signing autographs 

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

Signing autographs by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

Up all night autographin' it 

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

Up all night autographin' it by danananabatman February 27, 2009

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To 

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011

Autograph session 

The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.

Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.

Autograph session by Frank Vinacelli December 11, 2011