turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

by papers July 16, 2011

obscurity

a z-list celebrity. someone who's only claim to fame is having appeared on a reality tv show or other no-brain entertainment.

"they aren't so much a celebrity, more like an obscurity"

by papers June 07, 2007

flesh pumpkins

lovely, big titties.

man, she's got a set of flesh pumpkins on her.

by papers October 05, 2008

bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

by papers March 24, 2007