Definitions by papers

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

turtles autograph by papers July 17, 2011

flesh pumpkins 

lovely, big titties.

man, she's got a set of flesh pumpkins on her.

flesh pumpkins by papers January 17, 2009

obscurity 

a z-list celebrity. someone who's only claim to fame is having appeared on a reality tv show or other no-brain entertainment.

"they aren't so much a celebrity, more like an obscurity"

obscurity by papers July 1, 2007

bookie's pencil 

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

bookie's pencil by papers March 29, 2007