4 definitions by papers

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flesh pumpkins

lovely, big titties.

man, she's got a set of flesh pumpkins on her.

#tits #boobs #melons #jugs #funbags

by papers October 05, 2008

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bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

#cock #penis #small #dick #knob

by papers March 24, 2007

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turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

#poo #crap #turtles head #shit smear #load

by papers July 16, 2011

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obscurity

a z-list celebrity. someone who's only claim to fame is having appeared on a reality tv show or other no-brain entertainment.

"they aren't so much a celebrity, more like an obscurity"

#celebrity #untalented #reality #tv #show

by papers June 07, 2007

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