Sports Authority 

The place to go to get athletic bitches. Or step up your swag. Everything is expensive as shit, but if you shop there, you don't give a shit, because you're rich as fuck.

Let's go to Sports Authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. Then take them home and fuck em some more.

Sports Authority by Tittybars January 2, 2012

Respect my authority 

one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.

"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"

Respect my authority by some dude/ guy October 16, 2008

authoritah 

Having authroity, the authority. Especially use if you are a fat ass from South Park, Colorado.

"Hey! I am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!"

authoritah by Matty Roberts October 6, 2003

Authoritahhrian

A hardcore fan of Eric Cartman from South Park. Authoritahhrians (or authoritahrians) will quote him nonstop from the top of their heads, mention him frequently, watch South Park nonstop, and display other fantard behaviors.

<A police officer has pulled some guy over for drunk driving>

Police officer: AY! I AM A COP, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAHH! NOW GET'YO ASS IN JAIL!

<Two guys are watching>

Guy 1: (to other guy) Damn dude, that cop is an authoritahhrian.

Authoritahhrian by AWarnerS August 21, 2012

authority spit 

The act of having sex for so long that the woman's vagina becomes dry, so mid stroke the man launches a projectile spit on to her vagina to relube the hole.

My girlfriend and I had sex for so long that she started drying out, so mid stroke I launched an authority spit on to her box to lube it back up.

authority spit by Mason 4474 July 24, 2017

authoritative

authority in action, not to mention actually spelled right.

Authoritative is without a doubt too big of a word for you to know how to use.

authoritative by Not your Ness March 8, 2007

anti-authoritarianism 

Opposition to authoritarianism. Beliefs include no absolute faith in authority; appealing to reason, logic and evidence; equality before the law and civil liberties, and rejection of appealing to authority to prove an argument as a logical fallacy. Anti-authoritarianism has been associated with the counterculture movement and sub-cultures such as punks (and offshoots such as cyberpunk and unicorn punk), beatniks, and hippies; and the bohemian movement.

The accession to power of notoriously unpopular populist politicians such as Hitler and Donald Trump has been a spur for anti-authoritarianism.

anti-authoritarianism by LotusDrop February 25, 2018