Asstard

A portmanteau of Asshole and Retard. A person who is an asshole and a Retard at the same time, combine to get asstard.

*Talking with Jewish people in front of us*
Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
Like "Chase, you ASSTARD"

by cutmypenisoff325 May 26, 2018

Asstard

Basically an idiot or someone being stupid

Which one of you asstards did epilepsy in the bathroom

by Ohshnockitsdylan June 10, 2019

autarded

a person who is autistic and retarded

oh my god did you hear about Paul

i herd he is autarded

by dyselxic February 16, 2020

Asstard

A dance leotard from the 1970s that goes up in your crack. Like a thong leotard.
For people, it's someone who gets up in your business and makes you uncomfortable or makes you feel like your ass is hanging out for everyone to see.

FOR THE CLOTHING:
THEA: I can't believe the dance captain picked this uniform.
MARIA: Seriously. Who wears asstards anymore?
THEA: I have to pick it out of my crack for the entire practice!

FOR A PERSON:
AIDEN: Does your new boyfriend go to VCU?
MARIA: Aiden, we broke up, just let it go.
THEA: For real, why are you such an asstard, Aiden? Get back in your own business.

by Besties22 September 8, 2022

ausstard

An extension of the word "asstard" (a retarded ass; an asshole/retard) that refers to Austrailians only.

Park0 is the biggest Ausstard to ever live.

by Tim Hutton June 28, 2007

Austar

Austar - an Australian company that services people satellite TV. Not that many people can afford having it because it takes up a lot of time. I have it and not many I know have it - but it's great! Saturday and Sunday afternoons are so boring and austar is great to have because there are so many channels. I love Fox8, CI, Nickelodeon, Comedy, and Movie One, Movie Two, Movie Extra etc

Person 1 & 2: Why should we go over your
Person 3: I have austar
Person 1 & 2: OK, let's go!

by who r u? February 17, 2009

Asstard

A mentally incompetent asshole. Most commonly a WWE fan who works in a glorified janitorial position.

That cutting list was made by an asstard

by Dolman zol August 6, 2014