Augustus

Comes from a German word and means “ the cows are dying”

Hey what’s your middle name
Augustus

What does that mean?
The cows are dying

by Carrie Augustus johnson April 25, 2022

Lostus Augustus

A lostus Augustus is a person which is as lost as Augustus glubsch (the guy out of Charly and the chocolate factory)

Invented by a person called Luzia Bodenberger

Your friend tripped and then you say “you’re such a Lostus Augustus” because of their stupidity

by Donut-lover May 30, 2022

Augustus

Man of fine breast milks

That dude over there is an Augustus

by Aftonator April 17, 2022

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.

They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.

They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Caesarï Augustus

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.

-On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?
+Caesarï Augustus.

by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021

Caesarï Augustus

Hottest emperor Neo-Roma has ever seen since Gaius Augustus. Famously known for his sexual and romantic engagements with senator Antonius.

-On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are you?
+Caesarï Augustus.

by Okgoodstuff November 23, 2021