assjacket

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

by Jetskilz February 15, 2009

assbucket

a bucket of ass

"his assbucket looked like aaron

by da poopie February 17, 2003

Ass Rocket

Poop,Terds,Crap,Shit. When you terds are shaped like rockets.

Skaz: Man i launched some serious ass- rockets when i ate that steak!
Chubbs: Wow you too!?

by Chubbs March 14, 2004

Asscricket

A small, short squicky fart.

Wait was that an asscricket I just heard? They are rare and elusive you know!

by fotog July 22, 2011

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb May 15, 2007

assjacket

Someone that is a dip shit. A habitual one upper, covered in a jacket of ass. assjacket Assjacket

An assjacket is a person who makes up stories that are always similar to others, yet unbelievable, just to be the one upper.

by jpizz6981 August 17, 2015