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assraped

1. Literal - To be the recipient of anal sex against one's will.

2. Slang - To be in a bad situation beyond one's control; to be specifically and individually mistreated in a situation.
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2. After my boss drew up a schedule with more hours for me to work, he cut my pay! I'm totally being assraped here!
by marie13 February 12, 2005
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Origami Asswipe

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.
A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
by frankdux February 24, 2009
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assripper

OMG Melody! LMFAO that was an assripper.
by G.Howie Fartz June 1, 2013
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Extreme Assrape

An expression used to convey extraordinary amounts of euphoria.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear? The Yankees won the game!
Friend 2: Wow!
Random bystander: Really? Oh yeah! EXTREME ASSRAPE!!!!
by Mentus September 28, 2007
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asswipe92's place

Dont go there its a bad place a real hellhole it was in a meme but dont go there pls pls pls
Mark :please just

save me

from this

hellhole called

asswipe92's place
John :nooooooo its too scary i cant do it
by idiotKrus_ January 2, 2021
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asswipee

asswipee is an annoying jerk who’s name is mahamed or musab, he’s the most asswipee of the aswipees
katie: he’s such an… Derek: asswipee?

Katie: yess exactly!

ex 2:

riley: wait is his name mahamed or musab? avery: yes, why?
riley: ohh that explains why he’s such an asswipee.
by ilovehotbebra May 15, 2023
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I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.
Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017
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