3 definitions by frankdux
to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.
A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
by frankdux February 24, 2009
When two gay lovers on a message board agree to repeatedly argue against most posts made by one particular heterosexual poster, in the style of a tag team professional wrestling match.
by frankdux April 3, 2008
A gay message board poster who hounds straight men out of sexual frustration, usually when his 'fag team' partner isn't online, or when he has been nay'd beyond reach of the straight man's nay count. AORs hold grudges for many months, often making references in posts to previous accounts of frustration with the target heterosexual poster.
An AOR typically resorts to constant emoticon usage, often ending his posts with a face_laugh with the assumption that this helps him win his arguments, even when the straight man doesn't bother arguing in the first place.
An AOR can be easily irritated when, in response to a particular instigation, the poster who is the focus of an AOR's current attack simply copies and pastes a previous response repeatedly.
An AOR typically resorts to constant emoticon usage, often ending his posts with a face_laugh with the assumption that this helps him win his arguments, even when the straight man doesn't bother arguing in the first place.
An AOR can be easily irritated when, in response to a particular instigation, the poster who is the focus of an AOR's current attack simply copies and pastes a previous response repeatedly.
Who is that poster who keeps pointlessly complaining about frankdux in almost every thread that frankdux does or does not post in?
Oh, that's AOR. Don't mind him. He doesn't know how to let things go.
Oh, that's AOR. Don't mind him. He doesn't know how to let things go.
by frankdux April 29, 2008