assparade

website for buttlovers, or big butt lovers, here you can see some big butt pornstars like, tushy flower,naomi,caroline...

hmmm, they're some really nice asses on assparade...

by blitzz September 14, 2007

asspaps

A bitter old man that doesn't want to evolve and is stuck in his generational beliefs.

That old guy is such an ass he hates my music ! What an asspaps!

by Goalmolkus May 5, 2017

asspedo

A fart assisted turd

That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

asspacity

The amount of bullshit your bosses can shove up your ass before you break. It's like a Richter scale. Butt (had to use the pun), in this scenario it's more like a rectal scale. If you have an asspacity of 10, you can casually digest American politics and sleep for 8 hours. If you have an asspacity of 1, better check yourself into the nearest clinic.

Damn, my asspacity is about a 5. One of those days. Gotta get milk or beer. You look happy. Asspacity at a 9 or so?

by dude x February 2, 2020

Assnado

The act of having anal sex and spinning the person, the one taking it in the ass, around 360 degrees

Damn babe, if we keep this assnado up I’m gonna blow my load!

by Guypalumbo January 30, 2021

assadonic

Beyond sardonic. Characterized by being extremely cynical, scornful, and mocking while having an assinine undertone.

Chad's attitude moved beyond sarcasm to assadonic after working with a bunch of dumbasses.

Chad wore an assadonic grin while mocking his bossses.

by Andi Seger April 8, 2008

bashar assad

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?

by RXtasy December 19, 2006