Assmonkey

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy October 31, 2008

assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

assmonkey

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!

by averhan June 27, 2009

assamonger

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assFACE November 15, 2004

Assmothermia

Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia

(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)

John has a severe case of assmothermia after walking a mile in the biting cold.

by Transportgooru February 10, 2010

assmonkey

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

by Joe Daddy October 4, 2002